I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
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that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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