Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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