He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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