Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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