maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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