Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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