if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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