Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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