no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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