just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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