I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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