thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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