How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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