He is an equal opportunity slut.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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