so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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