McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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