South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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