I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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