I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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