cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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