i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just invented taco cereal.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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