Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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