if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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