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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!