Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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