okay pat passed out under dana's car
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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