I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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