Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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