at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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