But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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