just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
they're like a gay fantastic four
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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