so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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