Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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