I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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