Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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