So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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