That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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