Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Me too!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
