I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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