i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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