I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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