things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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