absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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