She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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