He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today