you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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