NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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