Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
smell my finger.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
