Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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