I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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