You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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