I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I'm lost and stupid without you.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
