He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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